Jacob Wake Up!
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I calculated the odds of this succeeding versus the odds I was doing something incredibly stupid… and I went ahead anyway.
Crow T. Robot - Mst3k: The Movie
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Then I ram my ovipositor down your throat, and lay my eggs in your chest! But I’m not an alien!

Tom Servo - Mst3k the movie

spent my whole weekend watching mst3k episodes while I recovered from my bone marrow donation surgery. Then tonight, watched an episode of buffy the vampire slayer with my gf that reminded me of “the deadly mantis” mst3k episode.

…this is my life